Peek Inside the Men’s Room: 20 Stats That’ll Leave You in Stitches

Sitting to urinate isn’t that uncommon among males in certain countries, a YouGov study shows.

YouGov surveyed men in 13 countries about their urinating habits. At least 470 men were surveyed in each country, and the results seemed to indicate that sitting down to pee may become the new standard. 

These 20 surprising facts reveal what really happens behind the bathroom door.  

1: Germans Sit the Most 

Town in Germany.
Photo Credit: Boris Stroujko via stock.adobe.com.

Forty percent of men polled in Germany say they sit every time to urinate. There’s even a German word for it: sitzplinker

2: Maybe Japanese Men Do 

Photo Credit: Sven Taubert via stock.adobe.com.

An earlier poll of Japanese men showed that 70% chose to urinate sitting down when at home. Married men were more likely to sit down than single men. 

3: Australians and Swedes Sit Too 

Sydney, Australia.
Photo Credit: ingusk via stock.adobe.com.

In Australia and Sweden, many men have become total sitting converts. Twenty-five percent of Aussie men and 22% of Swedes say they always sit down to pee. 

4: Mexicans Sit the Least 

Colorful buildings in Mexico.
Photo Credit: Emmanuel via stock.adobe.com.

In Mexico, only 6% of men report sitting every time they have to go number one. Thirty-six percent said they are exclusive “standers,” more than any other country polled. 

5: Americans Stand More Often 

American flag hanging from a house.
Photo Credit: Andy Dean via stock.adobe.com.

American men stand more often than they sit, but many admit to sitting now and then. Twenty-three percent of American males said they sat all the time or most of the time, and another 23% said they sat some of the time. 

6: Older Men Prefer It in Some Areas

Photo Credit: sergign via stock.adobe.com.

In Germany, Denmark, France, Sweden, Poland, and Canada, men over 55 years old were more likely to join the always-sitting club than their younger counterparts. 

7: Younger Men Prefer It in Others

Business man adjusting his tie.
Photo Credit: Alona Dudaieva via stock.adobe.com.

In Britain, Australia, Italy, and the US, younger men were more likely to say they always choose to sit. 

8: There’s Such Thing as a Toilet Ghost 

Photo Credit: ysbrandcosijn via stock.adobe.com.

In Germany, you might run into a popular device called a WC-geist, which admonishes men for trying to stand when they go to lift the seat. 

9: Germany Honors Standing as a Right

Judge.
Photo Credit: Sebastian Duda via stock.adobe.com.

Sitting is so normal in Deutschland that one landlord sued his renter for harming the marble floors by standing to urinate. Ultimately, the court ruled in favor of the right to stand. 

10: Sitting Might Be Healthier

Couple riding bycicles.
Photo Credit: Syda Productions via stock.adobe.com.

For some men, sitting is the healthier alternative to standing. Research shows that men with certain prostate problems may do best by urinating from a seated position. 

11: It’s Definitely More Hygenic

Photo Credit: zinkevych via stock.adobe.com.

Whether or not it’s healthier, it’s certainly cleaner. Sitting prevents splashback caused by droplets. Though urine is sterile, splashing bacteria-harboring toilet water up and out of the bowl is unhygienic. 

12: Sweden Tried To Outlaw Standing 

Photo Credit: Andrei Armiagov via stock.adobe.com.

The Left Party in Sormland, Sweden, tried to outlaw standing urination in municipal buildings. The feminist party said the practice was unclean and argued that sitting-only bathrooms should be the norm. 

13: The Feminists Might Have Started It 

Woman striking.
Photo Credit: Jacob Lund via stock.adobe.com.

In Europe, the push for men to sit rather than stand seems to have taken off with the latest rendition of the feminist movement. Feminists pointed out the potential for puddles and splashback, which should make sitting a more respectful choice. 

14:  Toilet Associations Could Also Be Responsible 

Photo Credit: alexanderuhrin via stock.adobe.com.

In Japan and other parts of Asia, toilet associations are more likely to be responsible for the push to sit. Toilet associations are public advocacy groups for matters of public hygiene. 

15: It’s a Newer Trend In Some Countries

Photo Credit: orpheus26 via stock.adobe.com.

In countries like Japan and Germany, the sitting trend is relatively new. Researchers believe it hit critical mass just over a decade ago. 

16: In Others, It’s Tradition

Photo Credit: Haider Azim via stock.adobe.com.

Other cultures and countries have seen standing as unclean for a long time. In some interpretations of Islam, for example, men are advised, though not required, to squat rather than stand so as to avoid contact with unclean urine. 

17: Standing Wins Outside the Home 

Photo Credit: spiritofamerica via stock.adobe.com.

While many men across the globe admit to sitting at home, few do so outside of it. In the greater world, where public urinals are the norm, most men still stand rather than wait for a stall.

18: And Probably Always Will 

Photo Credit: Amilciar via stock.adobe.com.

Standing is more convenient than sitting unless someone is on their home turf. It also means shorter public restroom lines, something women everywhere are envious of. 

19: Men Spend More Time In the Bathroom Anyway

Photo Credit: kolotype via stock.adobe.com.

Surprisingly, though standing is faster than sitting, men spend more time in the bathroom over the course of their lives than women. One poll showed that men spend an average of 14 minutes per day in the bathroom, while women only spend eight. 

20: There’s No Biological Need 

Parents reading with their child.
Photo Credit: Prostock-studio via stock.adobe.com.

The extra time in the bathroom isn’t because of biological differences between men and women. Instead, men say they want a reprieve from a busy home life. 

When Women Stood To Pee 

Photo Credit: Pixel-Shot via stock.adobe.com.

It’s hard to believe, but there was a time when women preferred to stand rather than sit. In Victorian England, women wore pantaloons, which bore a slit down the center. Their skirts were wide enough that women could urinate while standing. 

It Might Have Been Better for Them 

Photo Credit: Oleg via stock.adobe.com.

Pantaloons allowed for better airflow, which may have been better for women’s health. Today’s tightly worn synthetic fabrics harbor moisture, which can lead to health issues. 

Shewee Sales on the Rise 

Pile of money.
Photo Credit: Stillfx via stock.adobe.com.

Few women wear pantaloons today, but the desire to stand and urinate isn’t gone. During the 2020 lockdowns, Shewee (a funnel-shaped device that allows women to pee standing up) reported a 700% increase in sales. 

14 Hygiene Habits Abroad Americans View as Unhygienic

Photo Credit: Nady via stock.adobe.com.

What Americans see as hygienic doesn’t always hold true in the rest of the world. From using a twig as a toothbrush to washing one’s hands in ash, these are some of the things non-Americans do that we see as unhygienic.

14 Hygiene Habits Abroad Americans View as Unhygienic

50 Weirdest Laws in Each State

Three ice creams.
Photo Credit: ahirao via stock.adobe.com.

Most Americans are clear on treating thy neighbor as they’d want to be treated to reduce the chance of fines and jail time. But did you know you could be breaking the law by carrying an ice cream cone in your pocket? These are the weirdest laws in each state, most of which courts don’t enforce.

50 Weirdest Laws in Each State That’ll Make You Chuckle

Similar Posts

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *