11 Hilarious Florida Town Names That’ll Make You LOL
Did you know Florida is home to some of the quirkiest town names in the U.S.?
From places named after breakfast foods to towns that sound like punchlines, these hilarious names are as unique as the Sunshine State itself. These are some of the most amusingly named towns in Florida—and why they’re called what they are.
Two Egg
Two Egg is a tiny community in Jackson County. The origin of its quirky name is a bit of a mystery. Some say that during the Great Depression, locals would trade eggs for goods at the store, leading to the name. Others believe two eggs were accidentally dropped, inspiring the unusual moniker.
Despite its small size, Two Egg has caught the attention of writers and travelers. Its name stands out among Florida’s towns, making it a fun spot to visit or read about.
Taintsville
Taintsville is an unincorporated community in Seminole County. The name comes from its location—residents would say it “taint” Oviedo and “taint” Chuluota, meaning it’s neither of the neighboring towns.
With a population of about 80 people, Taintsville is a close-knit community. Its quirky name reflects the humor and simplicity of its residents.
Micanopy
Micanopy, pronounced “Mick-ah-no-pee,” is a small town in Alachua County. It’s known as “The Town that Time Forgot” because of its historic charm and old-timey feel.
Walking through Micanopy feels like stepping back in time. With antique shops and historic buildings, it’s a favorite spot for history buffs and those seeking a peaceful getaway.
Briny Breezes
Briny Breezes is a small town in Palm Beach County. It started as a trailer park and became a town in 1963. The name reflects its seaside location and the pleasant ocean breezes enjoyed by residents.
In 2005, Briny Breezes made headlines when a developer offered to buy the entire town for over $500 million. The deal eventually fell through, and the town remains a unique seaside community.
Lorida
Lorida is an unincorporated community in Highlands County. Originally named Istokpoga, the name was changed because the postal authorities found it too similar to another town’s name. The new name, Lorida, is simply “Florida” without the first and last letters.
Lorida’s name might be simple, but its community is rich with history and charm. Located near Lake Istokpoga, it’s a popular spot for fishing and enjoying Florida’s natural beauty.
Yeehaw Junction
Yeehaw Junction is a small community in Osceola County. The name “Yeehaw” reflects the area’s cowboy history and rural setting.
This quirky-named place was known for the historic Desert Inn, a former trading post and brothel. In December 2019, a semi-trailer truck drove into the inn, and years later, it was determined the historic building wasn’t restorable.
Bagdad
Bagdad is an unincorporated community in Santa Rosa County. Despite sharing its name with the capital of Iraq, Bagdad, Florida, has its own distinct history, dating back to the early 19th century.
Known for its historic district, Bagdad offers a glimpse into Florida’s past with well-preserved buildings and a strong sense of community pride.
Frostproof
Frostproof is a city in Polk County. The name was chosen to attract settlers by suggesting the area was free from frost, ideal for growing citrus.
Ironically, Frostproof has experienced frost in the past. Nonetheless, it remains a charming city with a rich agricultural heritage.
Boca Raton
Boca Raton, located in Palm Beach County, translates from Spanish to “Rat’s Mouth.” The name comes from the Spanish term “Boca de Ratones,” which appeared on early maps and referred to a rocky or jagged inlet.
Despite its name, Boca Raton is known for its beautiful beaches, golf courses, and upscale lifestyle, far from anything related to rodents.
Niceville
Niceville is a city in Okaloosa County. Originally named Boggy, the town changed its name to Niceville in 1910 to attract more residents and promote a pleasant image.
Living up to its name, Niceville is known for its friendly community, excellent schools, and proximity to the beautiful Emerald Coast beaches.
Christmas
Christmas is a community in Orange County, Florida. Named after Fort Christmas, which was built on December 25, 1837, during the Seminole Wars, the town embraces its festive name year-round.
Visitors to Christmas can explore the Fort Christmas Historical Park and enjoy the holiday spirit, no matter the season. It’s also a popular place to mail holiday cards for a unique postmark.
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