6 Hilarious Ways Floridians Overreact to a “Cold” Front

In Florida, the words “cold day” take on a whole new meaning.

While the rest of the country might laugh at what Floridians consider cold, locals react to a drop below 60 degrees as though they’re preparing for an Arctic expedition.

From dramatic wardrobe choices to hilarious social media memes, Floridians have perfected the art of dealing with “frigid” weather in ways that are both entertaining and uniquely their own.

If you’ve ever wondered how the Sunshine State handles a chilly day, here are some of the funniest ways, from our perspective.

Of course, not all Floridians handle the cold as described here, so take our words with a grain of salt.

Breaking Out the Winter Gear

When temperatures dip below 60 degrees, Floridians raid their closets for winter coats, scarves, and even gloves.

It doesn’t matter if the gear is meant for skiing in Colorado or trekking through the snow in Minnesota; if it’s warm, it’s coming out.

Spotting someone in a puffer jacket on a 65-degree morning is practically a rite of passage for Floridians. And don’t be surprised to see boots paired with shorts—it’s a Floridian fashion staple.

Children’s winter attire is another source of comedic gold. Parents bundle their kids in so many layers you’d think they were heading to the North Pole. Hats and mittens make an appearance, all for a brisk 52-degree day.

To outsiders, it might look ridiculous. But for Floridians, it’s just another Tuesday in “winter.”

The Great Space Heater Migration

In Florida, “cold” weather prompts a mad dash to bring out space heaters. These trusty devices are hauled out from storage, often accompanied by a frantic search for extension cords and power strips.

Social media lights up with jokes about Floridians cranking the heat to 80 degrees indoors while wearing hoodies and fuzzy socks.

Of course, space heaters aren’t always enough for those particularly “chilly” mornings.

Floridians have been known to turn on their ovens and leave the door open for a little extra warmth.

While this practice isn’t exactly energy-efficient (or recommended), it’s a testament to the Sunshine State’s determination to stay warm, even when the “cold” is barely noticeable by northern standards.

The Grocery Store Rush

Nothing gets Floridians moving like the threat of unusual weather, and a cold snap is no exception.

Grocery stores fill up as locals stock up on essentials—not for survival, but for comfort.

Hot chocolate mix, marshmallows, and instant soup packets fly off the shelves. Ice cream sales might dip, but don’t be surprised to see someone buying frozen treats alongside their winter provisions.

After all, it’s still Florida.

You might find homemade chili recipes circulating in local online forums, and neighbors may swap tips on making stew, a dish that rarely graces Florida’s dinner tables.

Social Media Comedy Hour

Floridians have a unique sense of humor when it comes to dealing with cold weather, and social media is their playground.

Memes about people “freezing” in 60-degree weather flood platforms like Twitter and Instagram.

Classics include comparisons between Floridians in winter gear and northerners in shorts, as well as dramatic posts about the “polar vortex” taking over the Sunshine State.

Local weather reporters also get in on the fun, delivering forecasts with a mix of humor and exaggerated concern. Phrases like “Arctic blast” and “coldest day of the year” are used to describe what is, objectively, mild weather.

For Floridians, it’s all part of the joke, and the rest of the country can’t help but laugh along.

Outdoor Adventures (or Lack Thereof)

Cold days in Florida often lead to canceled beach plans, postponed pool parties, and a general reluctance to go outside.

For a state built on outdoor living, a dip in temperature can feel like a major disruption. Parks and playgrounds might sit empty, and boaters are more likely to stay docked than face the “frigid” winds.

However, some Floridians embrace the chill and find creative ways to enjoy it.

The cold is a great excuse to have a bonfire, complete with s’mores and storytelling.

Just don’t be surprised when those same Floridians light a bonfire in the middle of summer.

Pets in Panic Mode

Floridian pets provide an additional layer of humor during cold snaps. Dogs used to the warm sun may suddenly refuse to go outside, staring at their owners as if to say, “You want me to pee in this weather?”

Small dogs often get the royal treatment, bundled up in tiny sweaters and booties.

Cats, meanwhile, might claim the warmest spots in the house.