A kid in Ocala looks up mid-cannonball the second the pool horn blows. Nobody has to explain what it means. They’re out of the water before the lifeguard finishes the whistle. These are the things a Florida upbringing teaches you. 1. Afternoon Storm Clock Growing up in Florida means summer afternoons run on a timer…
A New Yorker drives two states over for a weekend trip, and the cashier at the first gas station already knows they’re not from around there. These are the everyday habits that mark someone as a New Yorker before they ever open their mouth. 1. Saving Empties for a Nickel New Yorkers rinse out soda…
Publix delivery costs about $8 to $15 in combined fees on a typical Florida order, before adding a tip. Publix runs its delivery and curbside pickup through Instacart, not through its own trucks or drivers. Not a single Publix truck is involved. That $8 to $15 covers the delivery fee and the service fee. The…
A guy in DeKalb County drags his hose out before sunrise and coils it back up before his coffee finishes brewing. His neighbor waters after dinner instead, hose running long after the sun drops, his shirt stuck to his back from the day’s heat. Only one of them is doing his Bermuda grass any favors….
The best time to shop at Kroger in Georgia is a weekday morning, ideally Wednesday or Thursday before 10 a.m. Weekends are the worst, especially Saturday after 10 a.m. and any time after church lets out on Sunday. That gap matters most. Hit the calm window, and you get a freshly stocked shelf, an open…
A “No Trespassing” sign on Pennsylvania land used to stop a nosy neighbor. It never had to stop a state game warden. Not anymore. Pennsylvania’s Supreme Court just told every government official the same rule homeowners assumed applied all along, and the new limits go far beyond hunting land. This is what Pennsylvania’s new limits…
Waffle House’s yellow sign glows over I-85 outside Kannapolis at 2 a.m., and a first-time visitor studies the menu like it’s written in another language. It basically is. Three regulars down the counter already have their coffee topped off without asking, before that visitor even places an order. These are the Waffle House mistakes North…
Minnesotans didn’t pick up their accent from the movie Fargo. Fargo’s writers borrowed it from them. A century of Scandinavian settlers around the Iron Range and the Twin Cities left behind a vocabulary that still confuses visitors at the gas station. These are the things Minnesotans say that baffle the rest of the country. 1….
Floridians know the pain of saying, “I’ll come back for that,” only to find a Publix BOGO sale tag gone days later. Some deals sting more than others, especially when they involve pricey beef or household essentials. In our humble opinion, these Publix BOGO buys are worth grabbing before the weekly ad changes. Note: Prices…
A shopper waiting on a curbside order at a Chesapeake Publix circles the parking lot because a stranger took the pickup spot for what should have been a five-minute errand. That’s the second time this month it’s happened to her. These are the Publix etiquette rules Virginia shoppers wish everyone would follow. 1. Assuming a…
