Think you know how Upstate New York talks? Prove it. From the Thruway to the North Country, Upstaters toss around words that stop a visitor cold on the first try. These are the Upstate New York sayings that baffle other Americans. 1. Garbage Plate Order a garbage plate in Rochester, and you get a glorious…
Not every Publix in Florida is built the same. Some have a wine steward, a sushi counter, and a dining balcony over the registers. Others just have a parking lot and a Pub Sub line. These are the Florida Publix stores that feel like a splurge, and how they hold up against their upscale chain…
A California childhood in the seventies came with a risk tolerance that would stop a modern parent cold. Kids handled it fine. But half of what filled those long, sticky summers now lives on a warning label or in the state vehicle code. These are the things California kids did every summer that would get…
A grandkid opens the freezer at Grandma’s house in search of ice cream. What they find is a Cool Whip tub packed with butter beans. Betrayal, plain and simple. These are the things Georgia grandparents do without a word of explanation, and their grandkids can’t make sense of a single one. 1. Every Soda Is…
Think you can’t be fooled about ice cream? We beg to differ. In honor of National Ice Cream Day tomorrow, here’s a fun two truths and a lie game for you. Each round below hands you three statements, two of them true and one of them a lie. You tap the fake. How well do…
A woman in Hoover puts a chocolate cake in her cart, and her husband says nothing about the diet she’s supposedly on. He knows better. Certain things come out of the Publix bakery case and go straight into family lore. These are the Publix bakery buys that Alabama shoppers refuse to give up. 1. Key…
A man in Austin drives past the H-E-B two blocks from his house, gets on MoPac, and keeps going for twenty minutes. Ask him why and he’ll start talking about a cheese counter, and he won’t stop for a while. These are the H-E-B locations Texans drive across town for. 1. Central Market North Lamar…
Think good manners in South Carolina means saying please and thank you? That’s the entry fee. The rest runs deeper, through the two-finger wave on a back road in Aiken County and the dish you’re expected to send back full. These are the Southern manners South Carolinians still expect from newcomers. 1. Speak First South…
A New York transplant walks into a deli in Tucson and orders a bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll. The cook reaches for a croissant. That moment, right there, is why so many New Yorkers never fully leave New York behind. These are the things they refuse to give up, wherever the map takes…
A couple from New Jersey signs for a house near Charleston, expecting mild winters and a smaller tax bill. They get both, plus a few things the listing left out. Some of the surprises make them cheer; others send them out for bug spray. These are the surprises that greet people who retire in South…
