Tennessee looks simple from the highway. That’s the trap. Transplants from up north arrive expecting one accent, one culture, and one kind of weather. The state hands them three of each before they finish unpacking. These are the things that catch northern newcomers off guard in Tennessee. No Tax on Your Paycheck Tennessee skips the…
A tourist pulls into a Macon gas station and asks the clerk for the fastest way north. She answers in what sounds like a foreign language built from familiar words. He nods, thanks her, and drives off with no clue what she just told him. These are the Georgia sayings that turn a simple exchange…
A transplant asks his Beaufort neighbor when the repairman is coming. “Directly,” she says, and closes the door. Three hours later, he’s still waiting because nobody told him that “directly” can mean whenever. These are the words South Carolinians say that leave the rest of us lost. Pluff Mud Walk onto any South Carolina dock…
No, we don’t all surf. Half of California lives closer to a Costco parking lot than a wave. The questions start the second someone hears the word California, and Californians have been fielding them for years. These are the things Californians are tired of explaining to the rest of us. NorCal Versus SoCal Californians argue…
A mom in Kissimmee fills her cart before a pool party: noodles, a mister, two dozen water balloons, plates for the whole crew. She spends less than fifteen dollars and skips the batteries by the register on purpose. That last part is the move many shoppers miss. These are the Dollar Tree summer finds Floridians…
A Wegmans run in Pennsylvania isn’t a quick errand, and longtime shoppers gave up pretending otherwise years ago. You go in for a few quick things, then leave ninety minutes later with a sub, a wedge of cheese, and no clear memory of the time in between. Newcomers fight it. Pennsylvanians who’ve shopped at Wegmans…
A new coworker from Boston moves to Columbus and starts keeping a list. Every few days, someone says a word or orders a dish that stops them cold. By spring, that list runs long. These are the things the rest of the country says that Ohioans do wrong. Ohioans understandably feel that it’s everyone else…
Think a decade of sunshine can turn a Philly native into a mellow Floridian? Not a chance. Their tan changes. The instincts that came down I-95 with them don’t. These are the Northeast habits that follow transplants all the way to Florida. “The Shore,” Not the Beach You’ve lived in Florida for years, and you…
A man at a Phoenix taco stand waits for his food with his arms crossed, sizing up how long the line will take. Nobody taught him that. Queens did. You can pick out a New York transplant from across a parking lot, years after they signed a lease somewhere warm. These are the habits that…
Think good grocery store manners are obvious? They aren’t. One shopper’s plain courtesy is another shopper’s pet peeve, and Georgia checkout lines prove it from Savannah to the Perimeter. These are the grocery store debates Georgians can’t seem to settle. Returning the Cart Georgia shoppers turned the cart corral into a character test. Return your…
